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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    WITH THE EXCEPTION OF TRACK 3, THIS IS A VINYL-ONLY RELEASE.

    Tracks:

    1. Cincinnati Layover
    2. Somebody
    3. No Difference (available for digital download on Bandcamp)
    4. This Town

    "4 songs that tell of a life misspent; not on drugs, booze, loose woman and wasted money, but on things that hardworking, not necessarily good looking, salt-of-the earth type people deal with every day; mislaid plans, fear of the unknown, lost love and fading dreams."

    This is a completely independent record, made and paid for and totally believed in by the artist. Buy with confidence!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Copyright 1973 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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1.
I never thought I'd spend a night at the Knoxville bus station But the buses weren’t going anywhere since the big storm came through The payphone didn't work and I could not afford it anyway Anyway, I'd spent my last dime gettin’ back to you   I was listening to my Walkman on the bus that they left running I looked up and down the aisle but saw no bowties around There were no secret agents, just some poor pathetic people Caught sight of myself in the window you can guess what I found   I was sleeping on the floor I was eating off of these cafeteria vouchers for you But what was I doing it all for Hell, you barely even answered my letters anymore Instrumental break (verse) And I still have Cincinnati to sit through It was two in the morning when the bus pulled in the station You were supposed to pick me up but you were nowhere to be found You were out gallivanting with some local Cassanova I had come 1000 miles, he came from just across town    I can't stand the smell of diesel anymore I can't stand the sight of exit signs and fast food restaurants I'm not traveling anymore I’m gonna find me a South Carolina girl and never let her go   Now I'm sitting here alone at the Atlanta bus station My heart just wrecked by a brown haired girl half a world away but I guess i always knew that you would not be true but romantic minds have to find out the hard way   and we still have Cincinnati I still have Cincinnati that I can masturbate to
2.
I don't want to see you moping around I don't really care about what she did last summer I just want to see you back in the saddle again I don't want to hear none of that suicide talk A gun in the mouth, never ends well I just want to see you out on the highway again Don't you know that there is somebody for everybody Even Jamie gets lucky sometimes So keep your eyes on the road and off of that rear-view mirror I don't want to hear about you lurking around People gonna think you're out there stealing copper I just want to see you up on your high horse again Cuz she ain't never coming back and she ain't writing any songs And the sooner you accept that the sooner we can all just move along So put down your guitar and pick up your lazy bones Don't you know that there is somebody for everybody Ain't nobody ever told you about the fish in the sea? Put your line in the water and forget about the ones that got away We never saw what you saw in her anyway We never understood We only want to have our old buddy back again To drive around the neighborhood
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This town, has a chip on its shoulder The size of Michigan And the people don’t change around here, we just get older Thinking nineteen-something and five is coming back again You gotta get out while you can You gotta get out while you can This town is a long way from heaven But it’s just a short drive from everywhere you’ve been You’re too far north to have the proper charm or breeding And you’re too far south to be thick skinned This town is always waiting for something But nothing’s all that ever comes Don’t worry I still love you… The girl that you love and you know loves you too Cannot find you From the time or the place that she’s in So you just sit around here, waiting for the dog to die So you can finally pack it all in The sun won’t shine where you keep your old postcards And some men will die alone Don’t worry I still love you… From the east side refineries to the old Polish village Tucked away in the attic with the old Bernz-o-matic With your old service medals, and the dust always settles There’s a letter you never mailed right next to a trophy shaped like a bowling pin

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VINYL-ONLY, VINYL-ONLY, VINYL-ONLY (except for track 3, available on Bandcamp)

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released August 21, 2014

All songs by the Fake Country All-Stars
Produced by Scott Hunt
Violins by Cecelia Johnson
Bus station voice by Aaron Cain

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Born of an obsession with Robert Altman’s classic film Nashville, Mary Kay Place’s Loretta Haggers character on the television program Mary Hartman and Ween’s “country” album, 12 Golden Country Greats, the So-Called Fake Country All-Stars are the leading lights of the burgeoning sub-genre of country music, Fake Country. ... more

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